Ted: Hey, man, I wanted to warn you. Stay clear of my girlfriend. The gooch does not like being lied to.
Turk: I'm pretty sure I can handle it, Ted.
Ted: Why did you lie about that being your first kid, anyway?
Turk: 'cause when Carla told me about the new baby, I didn't get that crazy, excited feeling I got when I heard about Izzy. I'm an idiot.
Ted: Nah, it's just your second kid. Look, I don't know if you noticed, but I've been kinda, like, jazzed about this being my first girlfriend. You know, it's new and exciting. But when she dumps me - And believe me, it's coming like a freight train - I'll try to find a new gal, and if I do, it probably won't have that initial excitement that the first one did. [laughs) But that doesn't mean it wouldn't be great, 'cause, I mean, I'd be having a second girlfriend. Yeah. Does this have anything to do with your situation?
Turk: Kinda.