Katie: Mr. Vaughn is such a sweetie. Don't you wish you could just bring him home and take care of him yourself?
[fantasy: J.D. arrives home to Mr. Vaughn in his apartment:]
Mr. Vaughn: You're late.
J.D.: Not five seconds in the door, and it's already number three on Mr. Vaughn's Greatest Hits. You know, why stop there, Frank? Coming in at No. 2: "You Never Introduce Me To People At Parties". And at the top of the charts, as always, "What About My Feelings?"
Mr. Vaughn: I only say those things because I love you.
J.D.: Well, you've got a funny way of showing it.
[reality:]
J.D.: You know what? That might be a little weird.