Dr. Cox: Alright, let me have it.
J.D.: What are you talking about?
Dr. Cox: It is my first official day as Chief of Medicine and I'm sure you've set up some elaborate, annoying spectacle.
J.D.: I didn't do anything.
Dr. Cox: I suppose that giant cake has nothing to do with me.
J.D.: No, that's 'cause Colonel Doctor has two years sober.
[Colonel Doctor gives J.D. a wavering hand signal]