Jordan: Excuse me. Dr. Kelso, isn't it? I'm Jordan Sullivan.
Dr. Kelso: What are you doing?
Jordan: I'm introducing myself, because clearly anyone who would convince Perry not to take the Chief job has never met me.
Dr. Kelso: That pansy-ass little tattletale.
Jordan: Bob, so help me God, you fix this or I will grab you by your muffin top and stomp on your withering man parts until your eyes pop out.
Dr. Kelso: Twenty years ago, I would thrown you on this table and made love to you right here.
Jordan: And I would have loved it!