J.D.: I finished my dozen.
Elliot: Why would you eat all of your cookies at once? I mean, what did you think was gonna happen to them?
[fantasy: As J.D. and Elliot prepare to eat their first cookie, a smoke bomb is thrown through the window. They both pass out. Turk runs in wearing a gas mask.]
Turk: Come to daddy. Still pretty smoky. [removes mask, eats cookie] Worth it. [passes out]
[reality:]
Elliot: So he'd kill us?
J.D.: I told Turk you were making cookies. Plus he has a key to my place, and Carla's out of town. Elliot, with his diabetes, it's the only time he gets to eat sweets.