J.D.: You want me to go first? Elliot, I've never been able to get over the idea of us. I'm still crazy about you.
Elliot: I don't really know what you want me to say.
J.D.: Maybe you could tell me if you feel the same way?
Elliot: Yeah!
J.D.: Maybe you could say it without sounding angry.
Elliot: But, J.D., you crushed me. I mean, I gave you my love, and you threw it back at my face, and pretty much scarred me romantically. I mean, now I'm doomed to a life of gravitating to safe boring guys who I don't really love. And I'm repelled by the ones I care for deeply. So, thank you for that.