George: I'll tell you one thing. I sure didn't think I'd go like this.
J.D.: [v.o.] Now that George was talking, he went to a question everyone goes to first.
George: So, tell me, do you think there's anything after this life?
J.D.: Definitely.
Turk: He already has our first day in heaven planned out.
J.D.: We'll start with a dip in the milkshake pool, then we'll work our way over to the cloud where beautiful women spend quality time with one another. You know, in a special way.
George: Like, a lesbian cloud?
J.D.: Not like a lesbian cloud, George. An actual cloud, full of lesbians. [George laughs]
Turk: I just hope I die before my wife so I can have some fun up there.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, when Carla dies, heaven is going to suck!