J.D.: Hey, are you working on George's will? Can you make two copies? We need one for his family. They're headed down here.
Ted: Family? He- He's leaving all his stuff to charity, he doesn't have any family. Not G! Aw.
J.D.: Why would George lie?
Turk: I have no idea.
J.D.: So, he's all alone.
Turk: What do you wanna do?
J.D.: We're going to Steak Night, and dammit, we're gonna eat it right.
Turk: I'd prefer it you put your hand right there, buddy.
J.D.: Yeah, but he likes to be here.