Quote from Janitor in My Jerks
Janitor: Stop confusing me by being nice and giving me phones. J.D.: Fine! But why did you have to trip me? Janitor: I'll answer that question with another question: 'Cause I wanted to? Dr. Maddox: [clears throat] Excuse me. Janitor: Yeah? Dr. Maddox: Do you think it would've been funny if he had broken his neck? Janitor: [chuckles] I feel like you want me to say "no." Dr. Maddox: What's your name? Janitor: Oh, boy. You really are new here. [she grabs his badge] Uh-oh. Dr. Maddox: "The Janitor." Janitor: Howdy.