J.D.: Mr. Hicks' renal tests came back negative.
Dr. Maddox: Thank god. See, Bernie isn't just a patient. He's also my lover.
J.D.: Really?
Dr. Maddox: No! He's fat, bald and ugly! Thanks a lot!
J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, just swallow your pain and fix this.
J.D.: Look, Dr. Maddox, I think you're a very well-built, sturdy woman.
Dr. Maddox: Like a shed.
J.D.: No, not like a shed. Like a naughty...
Dr. Maddox: Like it.
J.D.: Structure.
Dr. Maddox: Structure?
J.D.: I should go.