Quote from J.D. in My Jerks
Ed: If you want, you can call me "Tootie." I don't think it's racist. J.D.: Oh, oh, fine. I'm Tootie, and I know how to go on the web and BitTorrent. Dr. Maddox: You probably shouldn't be texting while you're leading rounds. J.D.: I'm- Oh, I'm- Th- This is his phone. Ed: It's not my phone. J.D.: [v.o.] W.T.H.?! J.D.: Oh, fine. It's not your phone. Hey, want a phone, buddy? Janitor: No. Dr. Maddox: All right, listen, I want you to run some renal function tests on Mr. Hicks. Can you do that or do you have more questions about my vagina? J.D.: [v.o.] Lie! J.D.: No.