J.D.: [v.o.] That was harsh, but no one cared because today we were meeting Dr. Kelso's replacement as chief of medicine, Dr. Taylor Maddox. She was smokin' hot, so first I had to see her like this...
[a ridiculously long shot of Dr. Taylor Maddox with golden lighting, windswept hair as music plays]
Dr. Maddox: Hi. Hi.
J.D.: [v.o.] But then I noticed how friendly she seemed. She had the most infectious smile. No one could resist it. And I mean no one.
[fantasy:]
Dr. Cox: No.
Dr. Maddox: Yes!
Dr. Cox: Never!
Dr. Maddox: He it comes! [Dr. Cox grabs the defib paddles] Clear. [shocks himself]
J.D.: Brava!
Dr. Maddox: Yes!
[reality:]
J.D.: You proud fool.