J.D.: [v.o.] And there was Ed.
J.D.: Ed, did you finish those case reports last night?
Ed: I totally was gonna do it, man, but I was on this Lost fan site last night talking to this chick. About an hour in, I realize it's a dude messin' with me.
J.D.: I've been there.
Ed: Revenge time. I signed up for a new account, Hotgirl99. I start flirtin' with this dude. I'm like, "Oh, hey, I look just like Kate." And he's totally into it, right? Next thing you know, I got him to agree to a personal meet-up here in the hospital where he'll be holding a red balloon.
J.D.: Wait a minute, you're hotgirl99?
Ed: Yeah.