Quote from J.D. in My Princess
[fairy tale:] Elliot: How are we gonna get there? J.D.: Don't worry, I got a sweet ride. [later:] Elliot: This is mortifying. J.D.: Don't listen to her, Sasha. Elliot: Idiot, I have to ask. How do you get your hair like that? J.D.: You like it? I do it myself. It's one part horse manure, one part river mud, and a touch of my special ingredient. J.D.: [v.o.] More horse manure.