[fairy tale:]
Dr. Cox: [v.o.] In any case, the princess and the idiot had had a sordid past.
J.D.: Look, your highness, I just came by so you could apologize for saying I tried to kiss you when in fact, it was your royal tongue that tried to storm my mouth castle.
Elliot: That's not how I recall it.
J.D.: Come on, you closed your eyes and started heaving your bosoms up and down and up and down.
Elliot: Yeah, that's called breathing. I'm doing it now.
J.D.: I know. Can I rest my face on them and ponder what you've said?
Elliot: No. My poor maiden is being tormented by a terrible monster. She grows weaker by the minute.
J.D.: A monster? I mean, she looks ill, but I think it's a bit of a leap to say it's the work of a monster. [monster screams] There's a monster in there.