[fairy tale:]
Dr. Cox: [v.o.] On the outskirts of town, the princess' handmaiden was in dire straights, so her highness sent out a call for help.
J.D.: Good morrow.
Elliot: That's funny. I requested someone strong and brave, and yet here stands the village idiot.
J.D.: Hey, I'm brave. I just saved this fish from drowning. Off you go, little buddy. He's tired now. Earlier he was dancing all around. Run free! Run!
Dr. Cox: [v.o.] Now, this was no ordinary idiot. He was a colossal idiot.
J.D.: Run free! Andale!
Dr. Cox: [v.o.] I mean such an idiot that other idiots would-
[reality:]
Jack: Daddy!
Dr. Cox: I'm very sorry, dear. I just wanted to be real clear with you about how big an idiot he actually was.