J.D.: Can you believe a month ago you were gonna marry him and I was gonna move in with Kim, and it all fell apart when we had that almost-moment in the on-call room? You know, we never talked about that.
Elliot: What's there to talk about? You just tried to kiss me. [walks away]
J.D.: [v.o.] I tried to kiss her? What the hell? Wait a second, there's nobody here to see my "what the hell?" face.