Dr. Cox: How in the hell did Kelso deal with all this paperwork? What do you want, Ted?
Ted: Now that you're Chief, i'm your number two. I think you'll find me more than qualified. I'm hardworking, reliable, and I recently figured out how to open up my briefcase.
Dr. Cox: Congrats. Take a look at that for me, and grab me a cup of coffee.
Ted: No sweat. [struggles to open briefcase] Oh, I just had it.