Janitor: All right. You're going to hold on to that new confidence, yeah? There's Cindy. Let me see the new Ted in action.
Ted: Hey, Cindy. I want to make you pregnant. [to the Janitor] How did I do?
Janitor: For the first time, I'm looking down at your bald head, and I'm not just seeing my reflection. I'm seeing a man. Come on.