Elliot: Come on, Jordan, think. There's got to be a way.
Jordan: Oh, my God. Enough.
J.D.: You know, there might be something I could do to change his mind.
[later:]
J.D.: So here's the truth, I was only able to diagnose your patient when I left his urine outside in the sun, where it turned purple. Then I googled "purple pee", and the internet gave me the answer.
Dr. Cox: The universe makes sense again. But, please don't think this is going to make me change my mind about Kelso.
J.D.: What if I was to sweeten the deal with a sketch of Carla's boob?
Dr. Cox: That's an otter!