Boon: Sir, my shift started two hours ago. I should really go.
Dr. Kelso: You know, there are some things I sure as hell will not miss about this place, like how more often than not, medical skills doesn't matter. It all comes down to dumb luck.
[meanwhile:]
J.D.: Okay, I'm googling "purple pee".
Turk: Google that bitch.
J.D.: That's it. We left it in the sun! If urine exposed to U.V. light turns purple, it's a sign of a rare genetic disorder called "Acute Intermittent Porphyria".
Turk: Symptoms includes bloating, high blood pressure, seizures... Cox's patient has all of those. We figured it out. One, two, three...
Both: In his face!