Quote from Janitor in My Manhood
Dr. Cox: You gotta make this stop. Why're you torturing me? Janitor: Because you called me stupid. Now, I've been called a great many horrible names in my life, backstabber, zebra poacher, Josh. And I've accepted these because to each of them there is a degree of truth. But I am not, nor will I ever be, stupid. Dr. Cox: Fair enough. I'm very sorry. Janitor: Apology accepted. Now how about an interview with the real Dr. Cox? Dr. Cox: Fine, let's just crank this out. Janitor: Oh, you don't have to be here. Dr. Cox: Beg your pardon? Janitor: Off you go. It's all up here.