J.D.: You know, you didn't have to save me from Mrs. Cropper's husband. I could've handled him.
Turk: How? By ramming your face into his fists over and over again?
J.D.: You make jokes, but I did that to Paul Edwards in college, and who won that fight? He broke two knuckles, but I only fractured one skull. Scoreboard, Turk. Scoreboard!
Turk: He did have to wear that goofy hand brace for a while.
J.D.: Yeah, I don't remember that, but I am still missing some large chunks from that year.