Quote from Janitor in My Manhood
Janitor: Well, it's official. The Janitorial is a hit. But no time to rest. We got to get another issue out before lunch. Doug: But we just put one out this morning. Janitor: Doug, The Janitorial is a tri-daily. But let's hold out on the meeting until Ted gets here. Ted: I'm right here. I bought you that scone. Janitor: Huh, I thought the manager gifted it to me for not running that expos on how Coffee Bucks beans are picked by dirty river monkeys. [Ted spits out his coffee] I'm kidding, Ted. [Ted drinks] Actually, I wasn't kidding. [Ted spits out]