Dr. Cox: Wait a minute. Let me see if I've got this right. The front-page story about your humiliating ass-kicking doesn't bother you at all? You're the only one your son has to model himself after when he's trying to figure out how to be a man, and seeing the occasional poster of Paul Mitchell whenever you take him by the beauty salon isn't going to cut it.
J.D.: Well, it's unfortunate that all children can't have the amazing role model that you are, Mr. Borderline Alcoholic.
J.D.: [v.o.] Nailed him! It's great having silver bullets like that on everyone in the hospital.
Nurse: You sure told him.
J.D.: Thanks, Herpes.