J.D.: Emery's grafts are looking great. Let's get that man a cap and gown.
Elliot: Why would you bother asking my advice, if you're just gonna ignore it?
J.D.: Come on, Elliot. You know when people ask for advice they're really just looking for someone to backup the decision they already made. It's like when I asked you if I should buy those white cords. You said no, but it didn't matter. I was gonna buy them anyway, because they match my white cord jacket.
Elliot: Yeah, and that outfit's hideous.
J.D.: Now you're just embarrassing yourself.