Turk: Hey, thanks for watching Izzy for us tonight. Here's a list of things that I like to do for her that Carla doesn't know about. For example, I'm not allowed to bother Izzy at night. But if she starts to cry, you crawl in her crib and sleep next to her.
Elliot: Yeah, I'm gonna be doing that even if she's not crying.
Turk: Okay, here's the other thing. Carla doesn't want her to have any juice. But if you let her sip from a juice box, she gets really, really happy and start squeaking like R2-D2.
Elliot: Sugar juice equals happy squeaking. Got it. I love how Carla's rigid parenting rules don't apply to us.
Turk: I know!