J.D.: What kind of a good way? In the boudoir, right? Up high!
Turk: We're getting a little old to be making such a big deal out of having sex.
J.D.: Yeah, you're right.
Turk: I'm just playin', man!
J.D.: Thank goodness. When you said that, I died a little inside.
Turk: Give it up for me gettin' some! Upstairs! [they bump chests]
J.D.: Downstairs! [they bump crotches]
Turk: I don't really like downstairs.
J.D.: Really? Well, I wanted to try it.