Carla: Turk, I totally ruined Izzy's life.
Turk: Already? It's only 8:30.
Carla: I totally forgot there was a parent's meeting for her play group this morning. Now she's gonna get kicked out. She won't have any friends. She's gonna drop out of high school. She's gonna start dating some gangbanger, who you're gonna harass over and over and over again to get his life together, until he snaps and shoots you in the face. Oh my God!
Turk: Whoa! You're bringin' the crazy extra hard today, huh? Take a deep breath. You're the most amazing mom I've ever seen. One tiny mistake can't ruin something that good.
Carla: That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.
Turk: It is?
Carla: This is gonna come back to you in a good way.