Carla: Tell me this. Do you like her?
Janitor: Well, I've never met her before. But no. In fact, I may hate her.
Carla: I'm talking about Lady. If you like her, you can't keep lying to her about who you are.
Dr. Kelso: Hogwash. Lie forever. It's the natural form of communication between men and women. Hell, Enid still thinks it's too snowy to go outside. I spray the windows with shaving cream to keep her out of the yard. The weelchair tears up the grass.