J.D.: [v.o.] Sometimes, the answer is right in front of your face.
Dr. Cox: You got be kidding me.
Turk: There has to be an error.
J.D.: Are you guys still looking at that stupid website? I told you those ratings are meaningl-- I'm number one! The number-one doctor! Yes! Yes! Number one, number one. I got to make a quick phone call. Call Mommy.