Turk: I'll tell you why I'm torturing you. Why would you stop being you?
J.D.: Because he called me an infant!
Carla: Of course he did.
J.D.: Plus, two weeks ago you were all over me about growing up.
Turk: But I wasn't saying you needed to change who you are. I just meant that once you have a kid you gotta be more responsible, and you're doing that. Look at you, you spend a ton of time with Sam. Hell, you even started a college fund for him.
Carla: He started a college fund? We didn't start a college fund.
Turk: Baby, we're being in team. How often does that happen? Get in the game!