J.D.: What should we do?
Turk: When's the last time we did something stupid?
J.D.: Well, we told Rex we'd cover his shifts next weekend if he agreed to follow Hooch everywhere he went and never tell him why.
Hooch: Okay. I'm gonna ask you this one last time. Do you need anything?
Rex: No, I'm cool. [continues following Hooch]
Turk: Hooch is crazy!
J.D.: I know, and the best part is Rex doesn't know Hooch is crazy.
Turk: Hell, he'll know by the end of the day.