J.D.: [v.o.] It's amazing how much kids take after their parents.
J.D.: You know how when I daydream and go like this.
Turk: Dude, you totally go like that.
J.D.: Check Sam out.
J.D.: [v.o.] I wonder what he's thinking.
[fantasy:]
J.D.: Guys, Sam is hungry. Can anybody help me out?
Dr. Kelso: [wearing a bra] Sure, sure. Pass him over here, I'm about ready to burst.
J.D.: Thanks. I'd do it myself but I'm all tapped out. Turk and I had a milk fight in the parking lot.
Turk: I lost.
Dr. Kelso: Ok, chief, latch on, it's right there. Latch. Latch. He's latched, he's latched.
J.D.: Dude we said truce!
Turk: Count it.