Quote from J.D. in My Identity Crisis
Janitor: And action. J.D.: All right. He looks like a serial killer, which is a kind of cereal I'd want to stay away from, like "Oat Bran". Brandon. Janitor: Hmm. Correct. J.D.: Okay, Snoop Dogg Attending. I saw him without his pants on, and he has crazy skinny legs, like french fries. French fries are sold at McDonald's, whose founder is Ronald McDonald. Ronald. Janitor: You saw him without his pant on once? J.D.: That's popcorn magnate Orville Reddenbacher. Janitor: Nice.