Dr. Cox: Ok, Dr. John "I think I'm a man of the people, but now, thanks to the janitor, everybody knows I'm a fraud and I've egg on my face" Dorian.
J.D.: Very funny.
J.D.: [v.o.] Perfect. Pretend you hate that nick name so it'll stick.
Dr. Cox: Who is this?
J.D.: He's a doctor. I think it's Patrick or Paul.
Dr. Cox: It's Gwen. Although she does have a mean case of man face.