Quote from Janitor in My Identity Crisis
J.D.: Hello, tall, dark and whatever? Janitor: Handsome. J.D.: No. Janitor: Well done, "Dr. John I think I am a man of the people but now thanks to the janitor everyone knows I'm a fraud now I have egg on my face Dorian". That's your clever new nickname! J.D.: [v.o.] Oh my God. You finally have a nickname!