Nurse Shirley: Can I have one of these babies?
Janitor: Why do you call 'em babies?
Nurse Roberts: Don't know. Always have.
Janitor: I like you, Shirley.
J.D.: You know something? You look just like a nurse that used to work here named Laverne. Doesn't she?
Janitor: No.
J.D.: Oh yes, she does. I feel like I'm looking at Laverne again. You just got yourself a new nickname, missy. See you in a bit, Lavernagain. Lavernagain!