J.D.: [v.o.] Still, once you do own up, you might be surprised to see that you did make a difference.
[After Colonel Doctor, Dr. Beardface, Snoop Dogg Attending, and Dr. Mickhead climb out of Kelsos' car with pastries:]
Dr. Kelso: Damn it! Next time you guys get pastry crumbs all over my car, you had better bring a scone for the driver.
Ted: Well, what do you know? Your carpool thing's stuck.
Janitor: I guess that's something, right?