Turk: Buddy, the one thing I love about hanging out with you is that we get to do stuff like this, you know. But when you leave, I go back to be a husband and a father, which means paying bills, giving my daughter a bath, and budgeting with Carla so that one day we can buy a house. Well, you... Have you even baby proofed your apartment or learned how to change a diaper?
J.D.: Aren't there any instructions on the box?
Turk: Have you seen your baby since Kim took him home?
J.D.: No.
Turk: Alright, so you tell me, do you think you need to grow up?