Dan: Ta-da! Come on, J.D., this is the perfect gift. You can't be driving 40 minutes on a scooter to go to see your kid. Plus, this is a hybrid. So you'll save tons on gas.
J.D.: I don't want your charity, Dan. Take it back.
Dan: No, it's yours.
J.D.: Really? Well, if it's mine than I guess that you won't care if I do this. [hits the windshield with a trash can]
Wow, this thing must have fantastic crash-test rating.