Quote from Dan in My Inconvenient Truth
Dan: Actually, J.D., I just bought my own house. J.D.: How could you afford to do that on a part-time bartender salary? Dan: I flip houses for living now. Turns out I'm really good at this real estate stuff. Probably 'cause it involves not a small amount of lying and double speak. J.D.: Well, if you're doing so well, how come you made me buy all your lunch? Turk: Good question, J.D.! Dan: I was unaware one needed a reason to try and score a free meal.