Turk: Come on baby, let's go see how much you weigh.
[Carla grabs Turk's arm]
J.D.: [v.o.] We all sensed what would happen if Turk didn't let go.
[fantasy:]
Carla: Girls?
[All the other nurses help Carla grab Turk, strip him of his clothes and put him on the scale.]
Turk: Oh, no! J.D.! Help!
Carla: 210 pounds. Good. [Carla stamps Turk's forehead with the word "Tubbo"]
Turk: What's it say?
[As J.D. laughs with the nurses, they turn their attention on him]
J.D.: Problem, ladies?
[J.D. is stripped, place on the scale and stamped with "Muscles wanted"]
J.D.: Damn you, Carla and your giant rubber stamps!