Quote from Elliot in My Inconvenient Truth
J.D.: [v.o.] The new patient's scale had all the female staffers obsessing about one thing. Carla: I need to loose two pounds. Elliot: Ah, since Keith and I broke up, I've been eating and sleeping very well so I'm down a dress size. Turk: You look like you've been sick. Elliot: Turk, that's so sweet