Quote from J.D. in My Inconvenient Truth
J.D.: [v.o.] Nothing in my life could compare to this. J.D.: I'm a dad. Turk: That's not your kid. J.D.: I know but he reminds me of Sam. Turk: That's a girl! J.D.: Stop ruining it! Why do you have to ruin things? I'm-I'm having a moment here!