Kim: I hate you so much right now, J.D.!
Dr. Donna: Don't worry, all women say that stuff during labor. She doesn't mean it.
Kim: I do! He just broke up with me?
Dr. Donna: What?
J.D.: No, no, no, technically I didn't break up with her, I just told her I don't love her.
Nurse Shirley: Who did he say that to?
Dr. Donna: The mother of his baby!
Nurse Shirley: No, he didn't.
J.D.: [v.o.] Man, she looks familiar.