Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Hard Labor
Carla: I mean, how do you think I became addicted to this game? Every parent needs to take some time off. Dr. Kelso: You're damn right, they do. Hell, my son Harrison is a grown man, and I still get urge to slip away during his visits. Of course, that may have more to do with this new boyfriend of his. I swear, you could line up a hundred gay men, and Harrison would pick out the attention-starved, bi-polar ex-con every time. [answers phone] Oh, Harrison! Your ears must have been burning! Turk: And now, what do we do? Carla: We kill one more alien boss, and then we've finished. Turk: I like your style. Dr. Kelso: [on the phone] Of course you had to break up with him. No one you love should ever sell your car without asking and then blow all the money on meth.