Carla: How can you come in and not check on your own child? You know what? I'm so sick of this stupid video game, that's it. I want that out of that house.
Turk: Come on, I just got this thing. I'm already on the 5th level. Just let me finish!
J.D.: Carla, let him finish!
Carla: Oh, you can have it.
J.D.: Family comes first, Turk.
Turk: Baby, studies have shown that using joysticks can improve a surgeon's dexterity.
J.D.: You can have this one.
Turk: I'm gonna kill you!