Elliot: And then I had one of those weird, crystallizing moments when everything becomes so clear. I mean, I should've been relieved that Keith hadn't shown up earlier and walked in on J.D. and me. But I wasn't. I wished he had caught us. 'Cause the truth is I don't wanna marry him.
Turk: [gasps]
Carla: Shut up!
Elliot: Honestly, I think I let it get this far because of how much I wanna be married, you know. God, I wanna be married.