Elliot: You know, Keith is pretty incredible. I've never felt this loved in my entire life. Let's face it, Keith would walk through fire for me.
[meanwhile:]
Keith: Yeah, I'm not walking through fire to prove my love to Elliot.
Janitor: I find that a little suspect. Still, I suppose we could switch to some role-playing. Here's the scenario. You have just come home from work late, Blonde Doctor made your dinner, and she is angry because you didn't call ahead. Plus, you have brought along with you Lance, your gay ultimate Frisbee buddy, played by Todd.
Todd: I should probably take my pants off.
Janitor: No, wait for your cue. And Ted, you'll be playing Blonde Doctor. Get into character.
Ted: Okay, falling in love with you, long blonde hair, talking very fast, talking very fast, "frick-frick." Okay, I'm ready.